don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
october will soon be octover
Must be the only person.
To cut up a block of cheese and this time.
Eat it like its nothing.
I love cheese man.
- me: you'll regret staying up this late
- me: i know
- me the next morning: i regret staying up that late
- me that night: let's do it again
when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs